Bring on the Night

Answer: When the Chinese women starting 3 pair of pants. Rrrr. Sexy….. Actually this is the first year my wife hasn’t done that. Normally she would be wrapped like a early freaking Christmas gift this time of year. Somehow she bought my father’s theory that if you start; you can’t do with out the extra […]

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Things you don’t want to know part II I accidentally asked C what the nature medicine was made of that she brought home from Dr. Feel Good back in China. She brought home 2 bags of powdery foul brown stuff that she keeps in the freezer when not used. Can’t make out what it is […]

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One thing I have noticed back when I was in China, was the difference in the way Chinese and westerners take and look at photos. When I say Chinese I can only account for the ones I’ve met personally, so even though I may be generalizing, I also know Chinese are different about this. Still […]

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If you already live in China, or have been, you’d probably not find it extraordinary, but some of the “delicacies” may not fall well in a non-adventurous western stomach. Anyway, here’s the list: Cow stomach (I think it was raw, or at least only boiled a very short time) Chicken stomach (according to C I […]

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Seems that I don’t have the flu, but just a horrible cold. Snotty nose, sore throat, cough and pretty dizzy. The doc tested me (way more intensively than the one in China), and found nothing but a cold. Ok with me, but still feel like shit. At least the fever is now gone. After my […]

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23rd July 2007 Yilan Another cool nights of sleep. I’m still dizzy, but it doesn’t feel as bad as before. Not quite sure yet though, as I had done nothing but go to the toilet and sit in bed and write up on the last days doings. C went to eat breakfast at her parents […]

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22th July 2007 Gao Leng Woke up 30 minutes before C was ready to get up. I couldn’t sleep anymore, even though I badly needed the rest and didn’t sleep much or well that night. I put my lappie under my arm and headed down the stairs of the computer school and plugged her in. […]

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19th July 2007 Yilan I slept terrible. Fever dreams again but fortunately no overjoyed Ronaldinho. I dropped trying to sleep at 4.00am. I felt that bad. I was very warm, but couldn’t sweat. My head was spinning and I had an enormous headache. Now I had done my part to get some rest, and had […]

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18th July 2007 Harbin/Yilan 7.00am and we were awake. Actually I’ve been awake a number of times. I had slept just as bad as the day before and had feverish dreams to booth. Some people dream about monsters, dragons, devils, the undead, but I dream about. Ronaldinho. Ok – he’s a cool soccer player, but […]

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16th July 2007 Harbin Up and about at 2.55am. Well, actually one Tour de France horny friend of mine woke us up earlier with some sms messages about some Dane being in the lead at the moment, but guess we had to get up and swat mosquitoes anyway. That’s a daily deed in C’s sister’s […]

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15th July 2007 Yilan Felt better than yesterday, which may have something to do with my hangover the day before. We went to C’s parents to eat some breakfast and afterwards were on our way to a nun monastery. A cool spot right here in Yilan. As usually the houses and the area surrounding them […]

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9th July 2007 Yilan 7.30am and I’ve been awake for about 1 hour. Just too lazy to get up. Stomach still not too well and not hungry. Yet I eat some noodles with egg and onion that C made yesterday. Gotta eat something right. I’m back to writing again. I’m way behind. C thinks I […]

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6th July 2007 Yilan Woke up at about 6am. I was thirsty as hell. C’s sister’s apartment has no air-condition, but I’m getting used to that. Well that is, I’m getting used to sweating like there’s no tomorrow and not caring about it. Attacked the toilet again. As expected it was not a pretty sight […]

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Our tomato plants’ height one week ago (now one of them is bending of the ceiling) Tomatoes start growing Hope at least one is ready to eat before we go on holiday Oh, and if you ever marry a Chinese woman make sure never to tell her about the existence of tomato plants….. and rabbits now […]

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The following conversations have been translated using my super powers to babelfish stuff like: Chinese, Danish, English, Chinglish, female thinking, weird eyebrow movements, physical pain induced by punching, telepathy and of course: decipher Chinese astrology. My wife and I borrowed a car (tnx Kojak) and wanted to take one of my wife’s friend’s daughter (let’s […]

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Kojak dropped by with this bottle of chili a few days ago: He bought it in a new store in Copenhagen, where they only sell chili related products like: Honey with chili, mustard with chili and so on. He was told it was one of the hottest on the market. I know that there are […]

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C’s attempt to renew the Danish food repertoire: Dark Danish bread (rugbrod), butter, cheese and remoulade. What I didn’t get on the picture is the last piece of ham she put on top 10 secs later.

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If you live in China, I bet this is nothing new to you. An electrical bicycle. Here in Denmark I have never heard of them, but it turns out one of C’s friends have one which she uses to go to language school sometimes. So I was a little surprised when I saw it. At […]

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Do you remember your first hangover? I mean the first REALLY bad one. The one where you mixed way too much beer, liquor and wine and the next day you were punished for it. You were participant in a one day puke-aton and you won by miles. You wanted to die. Do you remember the […]

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Last week C cooked up one of my favourites. Chinese beef soup with huge horse beans. Absolutely yummy. As always I tried to make casual strolls to the kitchen to get a whiff of the coming treat. That day I found this sight:

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