Bring on the Night » Blog Archive » The battle for middle bed

May 22nd, 2006 by Peter

No need to say that I lost…..

Participants:
200 x 180 cm bed
1 big man
1 tiny woman

Why does yours truly always end up with absolutely no space on the side of his bed every night with no room to turn at all?

Often the poor guy will end up with a stiff neck and puzzled look on his face when he opens his eyes. At bedtime the bed seems perfectly divided into man, woman and neutral zones, but somehow the woman wins the battle almost effortlessly overnight.

WARNING: This battlefield should only be handled by professionals. Do not engage in this battle without prober guidance or in company of a veteran user.

The bed pictured in this entry may not resemble the bed in your own home.

Posted in Denmark, Humour

4 Responses to “The battle for middle bed”

on 24 May 2006 at 6:19 am1Gregers

Hehe – Youuu soooo crazyyyy !!!!
on 26 May 2006 at 4:39 pm2jamie doom

Hah! Women seek warmth with the coldest parts of their body. That’s the real problem.
on 26 May 2006 at 6:57 pm3Peter

You’re so close to the truth it hurts Jamie. :-(
on 20 Oct 2006 at 8:22 am4Bring on the Night » Blog Archive » Diplomacy at work

[…] The voice of logic talked to me inside my head: “It doesn’t really help the situation much that you always sleep on the same side as me after 5 minutes every night dear wife. The left side of the bed is not worn, it’s just USED contrary to the right side, where YOU should be sleeping”. Wisely I didn’t say it out loud. […]