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Apr 17th, 2006 by Peter

Why this sign looks like the holy cross is beyond me. That must be a major coincidence rather than a clue

I told ya so. There, I said it. Only a woman would let out a rabbit that is famed for goin’ loco on your carpet and sofa. Men learn the lesson and keep the devil inside.

Sure the misses just HAD to let the bastard out again, and spite my warnings (and instant VETO against cleaning up the mess), she let him have his go at the sofa. Sure, she put my old favourite pillow so he could sit comfortable, but obviously he wouldn’t pee. Yeah right

At least I didn’t have to clean up the mess this time. It took about 3 warnings and 6 “YOU clean if he pees!”, which fortunately was enough to make my point (at least this time)

I hate that rabbit. My wife loves him more and more. Is this a bad sign?

No it's NOT water. It has a rabbit involved... Yes? yes... you got it? Ahhh... yes thats right. Rabbit urine....

Posted in China, Denmark

7 Responses to “It’s a female thing”

on 18 Apr 2006 at 9:49 am1Hongmedia

Sit down (not on the pillow). Stay calm. Buy your wife a nice bottle of champagne (the real stuff not a Great Wall knockoff). Pour some into your best glasses. Light some candles. Softly play her favourite music. Tell her you really love her…and then serve up the rabbit curry.

It can’t fail!
on 18 Apr 2006 at 2:22 pm2Peter

Ha ha…. Sure, I’ll give it a try. Sure hope I won’t end up buying a new rabbit when the dime drops though :-)
on 19 Apr 2006 at 2:32 am3Gregers

Just buy a Bird instead !!!
on 19 Apr 2006 at 7:52 am4Peter

Birds suck. They may shit less, but damn, they make noise. You should know :-)
on 24 Apr 2006 at 10:03 am5Justin

That reminds me of something C told me about her childhood when I asked her if she’d ever had a pet.
“I had a rabbit once, when I was 6,” she said. “But my uncle ate it.”
Then there was the time when my son’s hamster, Scorky, died. I am colorblind and my son was only 5 and I didn’t want him to grieve over Storky’s death. So I went to a pet store and bought a hamster that I thought would resemble Scorky.
My son comes home later that day, goes into his bedroom to check Scorky out and then screams: “Scorky changed colors!”
Thinking fast, I said: “Uh, yeah, all hamsters change colors in the winter.”
on 23 Aug 2006 at 7:47 am6MoJo In China

I feel you. I got a dog and a cat. The lady wanted em to begin. I was cool with it. I love the two, particularly the cat. But sometimes, the dog does her business on the floor and that’s not cool. She used to do one and two ALL THE TIME, but now its just one once in a while after weeks of trainning.

Can you train rabbits??? I think rabbits as pets is a bad idea.
on 23 Aug 2006 at 9:04 am7Peter

I totally agree. Rabbits as pets is a bad idea. Well, at least in an apartment. Our balcony has been cancelled as recreation area, and is now merely a rabbit pen. How I miss the long evenings in the sunset with a glass of red. No more.

And no, you can’t train the bastards. Well, I trained them to look afraid when I stick my face out, but that goes for most animals I guess.