As heard Tuesday evening
Jun 15th, 2007 by Peter
The following conversations have been translated using my super powers to babelfish stuff like: Chinese, Danish, English, Chinglish, female thinking, weird eyebrow movements, physical pain induced by punching, telepathy and of course: decipher Chinese astrology.
My wife and I borrowed a car (tnx Kojak) and wanted to take one of my wife’s friend’s daughter (let’s call her A) to dinner in our home and the later: a trip to the beach.
We picked A up and I noticed that she was nowhere prepared for the windy weather and the Danish sea. She wore a skirt and a T-shirt.
Dialogue when A walked towards the car:
- Peter: “A! That’s not enough clothes. You know it gets really windy at the beach. You should grab a jacket”
A: No, I’m okay. It’s warm”
Peter: “Are you sure, it’s really different from here in the city?”
A: “Sure!”
Later after dinner and getting ready to go to the car:
- Peter: “C (my wife), you should take an extra jacket with you. It will be cold”
C: “Are you sure?… Ok then”
C grabs a thin shirt
- Peter: “A, are you really sure you have enough clothes? You can borrow some from C if you like?”
A: “Yeah – I’m good. Noooooo problem”
Peter: “I’m not kidding it will be cold”
A: “I’m, ok”
- Peter whispering to C: “You should take a jacket for A too”
C: “..”
Peter: “Please?”
C: “..”
C grabs a thin jacket
At the beach:
C gives the jacket to A who accepts with no hesitation.
- C: “Bbbbrrrrrrr. It’s coooold Peter I’m coooooold”
Peter takes of his extra woollen sweater and gives it gallantly to his wife, who struggles to get it on. It’s hard to concentrate when you are focused on being cold.
Peter is a bit chilly, but due to his hairy chest, he’ll be okay.
Later in the car on our way home (C still wearing Peters sweater):
- C: “It’s very cold”
Peter: “I told you”
C punches Peter and says: “You’re stupid”
If there is a lesson to learn from this, is it that:
- Men should force women to listen or alternatively take the case in your own hand
- You shouldn’t bother – no matter what you’ll loose
- Women are crazy
- Men are crazy for knowing this and marrying them anyway