Black Now THAT’S a manly color
Apr 29th, 2007 by Peter
C bought a few T-shirts for me. Unfortunately she is unaware of the facts all fatties know: bright colored shirts with horizontal stripes doesn’t do well with heavy dudes. So now I have 2 T-shirts that make me look even eehh “stronger” than good is.
Knowing my older wardrobe well enough, one may wonder why C never though about the range of colors my clothes had? (FYI it is black, grey, brown and other boring make-you-look-slimmer-than-you-are-kinda-colors).
I guess I’ll just have to disguise them a bit with a loose open shirt, but even that may not be enough. One of the T-shirts even make me resemble a sailor. All I need is a cap and a parrot to complete the transformation
Heyhooo Arrr matie!
Nah, maybe C is correct. Maybe I do need colorful clothes. Liberace, anyone?
As long as she doesn’t buy the 2 of you identical tshirts and then force you to wear them at the same time you will be ok ;)
I actually dodged that one a few times. Trust me.
Actually C is great with clothes. I’m just a bit dull I guess :-)
The shirt with horizontal stripes can make u look fatter ,absolutely.Maybe u should buy some shirts with vertical stripes,it can make u look taller and slimmer.
I’ll keep that in mind Ray. I hope the misses will do the same ;-)
My girlfriend has been good about buying clothes for me… she doesn’t. She’s asked before, but I’ve always told her to never buy anything unless I’m there. Especially considering the styles and sizes in China… how the hell do I have XXXL clothes?
Ha ha :-)