It had to happen…
Dec 10th, 2006 by Peter
…Da Shan finally visits Bring on the Night! Yes! – DA SHAN!
I was sitting in my own thoughts admiring my FireStats, when I suddenly glance at the table of recent visitors. And what do I spot? No other than the world famous Canadian/Chinese icon Da Shan made a visit (see the Canadian flag if you don’t believe me).
Probably he visited to rip off some words of wisdom about China (if you don’t know I’ve been 14 days in Shenzhen, which according to pros equals excellent understanding of the REAL China).
I present my evidence:
Click for a bigger picture. As you can see on the big picture, I have greyed out the IP to cover his tracks. You will have to pry the digits from my dead cold hands before I pass on those babies. I’ll treasure those sweet sweet numbers forever.
How do you know it is Da Shan, you ask?
Well, it’s simple math. We all know that Canada is a hugely under populated country, and the chance of someone there actually having Internet too is extremely slim. It is also well-known that if any Canadians have the means to buy a computer there, it would be one of Canada’s 3 only celebrities: Sasquatch, Barbara Streisand (Don’t mind the obvious typo about her birthplace on Wikipedia), and of course Da Shan (picture).
Using the unique features of FireStats I instantly paused my browsing when my eyes saw the Canadian flag (that I thought it was Greenland’s is another matter).
Now – I’m no fool. I can add 2 and 2 if I want to (which I normally don’t) so it wasn’t that hard to figure out that of those 3 it could only be Da Shan.
Heres the math:
Sasquatch is not that keen on computers, and enjoys goofing off in the forests. Barbara Streisand can’t get close enough to a monitor if she wanted to (and even if she has arms like a Gibbon – which is not unlikely – she would still have the vision of a bird making computer use impossible). So it had to be. *Fanfare* Da Shan.
Furthermore the “visitor” was directed from Jamie Doom whom all expats know to be the inspiration to most Chinese celebs. So there you have it. The cold facts.
Da Shan! DA SHAN! I had a visit from Da Shan! I almost wet my self in all the excitement.
Beat that Sinocidal!
Ps.: Da Shan, if you read this: would you autograph my authentic Da Shan poster? That will guarantee some admiration when I show it to the guys!
I like your logic thinking … Thumbs up to you … :-)
@Peter – Excellent post. 2 more weeks in China, you be sinocidal too.
As far The Big Mountain Prostitue goes, you have to be careful. If you piss Him off he’ll come after you. :-)
Tnx for the visit laoLao.
I almost feel Sinocidal now, and I am not even in China :-)
[…] Unfortunately I didn’t get a still of his happy face as he walked with all the other athletes. I have to admit that it pissed me a bit off, which may have caught your attention. But on the other hand, plenty of other countries probably had their “Da Shan” with them too and that didn’t give me rage. So maybe it’s just because I don’t like Da Shan very much. […]