Bring on the Night

You know those married couples you see in the mall wearing the same clothes? The ones who are wearing the same shirts and pants? Could be twins, right? Do you know that it is mostly because the wife insists, and the husband is a complete wuzz with no spine?

Well, that’s me these days (apparently?).

I tried to avoid anything like that (and trust me I really did underline my discontent and hatred against looking like that at every possible occasion). The misses find the thought absolutely adorable, and now she finally managed cheat me.

Are you a dedicated reader? (if so send me your address, and we’ll be friends for life). Well, if not, read this story of how I grudgingly had to accept my wife gay’ing up my in-house shoes.

If you read that story, you will know that I pledged to wear-out those suckers fast, and I am now proud to say that the mission is completed (don’t hold back on your praise, please. No no, please).

Unfortunately my wear-out speed has backfired on me, and the wife managed to grab a pair of shoes exactly like hers before the model were sold out so now we are “bracelet-buddies”.

This is our new couple-in-the-mall-look.

I swear I will fight to the end to make this a last, or better yet, just accept the old ball and chain.

Tags: china va denmark, Humour, man vs woman