Bring on the Night

You always wanted a sports car, but your family gene made you choose a more boring BMW instead. Then one day, someone comes by with his new Fiat Coupe Turbo with 270bhp and lets you have a go. For 10 minutes you feel alive and far away from your family car. Endorphins are released and […]

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I hate the summer. Not because it is too hot and I sweat like a fountain. Not because I am prone to sunburns. Not because my bodily stature never shone under the term: “Less is more”. Not because the weather gives me absolutely no excuse for taking the bus instead of my bicycle. No, I […]

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If you haven’t already read part one of this guide, you should do so. You can find it here. Tricky encounters: As you make your way through the hazardous area that you call neighbourhood, you should be aware of the few neighbourhood alcoholic (NA) minefields that you have to enter. Tricky encounter spot nr. 1: […]

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We have all seen him. The above average age person living in your block that looks just a little off key, and even though you never took a sniffer you can bet your ass that he reeks of liquor or beer on a daily basis. His clothing would be the same all year round, and […]

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I don’t know about you, but to me it is one of the non language specific sounds my wife makes that tells me everything or “enough” with a single sound. Normally it tells me that I have work to do in some degree. Here’s some of the most common: “Ooh Oooooohhh” translates roughly to “I […]

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No need to say that I lost….. Participants: 200 x 180 cm bed 1 big man 1 tiny woman Why does yours truly always end up with absolutely no space on the side of his bed every night with no room to turn at all? Often the poor guy will end up with a stiff […]

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What REALLY turns on women? Until recently your guess was as good as mine. Now I know better. “What is it then?” you might ask? What can really turn on women? Money?… Jewellery?…. Power?…. Safety?…. If you thought one of the above, you were wrong. The answer is…. here it comes…. “plastic”. We are not […]

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Ever stopped in the middle of a good net surf wondering: How did I end up here? I thought I was reading news, and didn’t realise that I was in the market for adult diapers, or had an urge to learn more about women’s health issues. I hate pop-ups, purposely wrong named links and misleading […]

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A few days ago my wife and I discussed why meat in some ways is an important ingredient in the human diet. Since the word ‘protein’ was new in my wife’s English vocabulary, she looked it up on our electronic translator and instantly knew what I was babbling about. Recognizing the word made her tell […]

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Apparently someone whom I will not mention here (*caugh* Gregers *caugh*), thought it was an empty threat I made about publishing a video of my horror socks in motion (read the story behind in this thread first to be filled in). Well it wasn’t. Hide ya women, children and ol’ ones cause here they come…. […]

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As my wife returned many things have changed. Small things that I noticed immediately, and small things that gradually crept in on me. Nothing horrendous or unbearable, so I just rolled with it. Most noticeable until now is that the toilet paper faces the wrong way, and things are not always where I left them. […]

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Like most other bloggers I sometimes find myself scanning the stats for visits to this blog. Always a pleasure to find that someone is interested. My blog is still relatively unknown, but still I have some unexpected visits from other sites. Most are redirected from China Blog List, but some find their way through Google, […]

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