My work finally introduced IP telephones to all offices. Seems to work just fine after a few days of configuring the servers and so on. The quality is good and there are new features. Everything is fine and dandy. Well, except when I found out about the headset solution. I would have figured that you […]
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So there I was. Well-used from one of this years first chilly bicycle rides home from work. Just entered our apartment and started talking to C about ordering flight tickets for our trip to China this summer. In the middle of the serious conversation, I started to undress since I had worked up a good […]
Last week C cooked up one of my favourites. Chinese beef soup with huge horse beans. Absolutely yummy. As always I tried to make casual strolls to the kitchen to get a whiff of the coming treat. That day I found this sight:
Khalid Sheikh Mohammed Self-proclaimed brain behind 31 terrorist actions in the past. Now so infamous that Head & Shoulders may loose interest in using him as the ultimate poster boy in their next commercial series.
The downside to being married is that you have to do things you would never even consider doing when you were single. For example: I have been kindly asked (read: commanded) to cover up my freshly injured finger by C when I am outside. Ok – fair enough, makes sense not to chill it too […]
1/1-2007 our department were split up into two new teams. This Tuesday the physical move started. Half of the old team are now in Human Ressource and moves to their new “cell”. Their new room needs a bit of tidying up before completely ready if you ask me. For one some cords hanging from the […]
Dear coughing old woman behind the concrete wall, Are you all right? Do you know that before we moved to this apartment, we had plenty of annoying noise from our neighbours? Do you also know that this new apartment is much less noisy and that until recently we enjoyed exactly that? The 2 first months […]
…for becoming one year older. If you didn’t know it, I’ll tell you: 35 is officially the age where you’re considered old. At least, that’s what my wife apparently thinks. For my birthday I received a cute little gift wrapped a million times. When I finally opened it all up, it I must admit that […]
As some may know, C and I had our 1 year anniversary day the 16th December. As I described in this post, I went out and bought her a few gifts. I even made a long letter for her. I found it pretty romantic myself, and since it is my blog, I’ll just give myself […]
…Da Shan finally visits Bring on the Night! Yes! – DA SHAN! I was sitting in my own thoughts admiring my FireStats, when I suddenly glance at the table of recent visitors. And what do I spot? No other than the world famous Canadian/Chinese icon Da Shan made a visit (see the Canadian flag if […]
If you’re a frequent guest of our house, you’d better start trembling. My old-new loafers/golfer shoes (whatever description suits them best) didn’t die as expected and went through a remake. If you read the old entry you would know that the misses “spiced” them up and transformed them into a pair of fashion killers instead. […]
You know those married couples you see in the mall wearing the same clothes? The ones who are wearing the same shirts and pants? Could be twins, right? Do you know that it is mostly because the wife insists, and the husband is a complete wuzz with no spine? Well, that’s me these days (apparently?). […]
Ho ho ho. Christmas is here. Oh joy. Nothing can spoil my Christmas mood. Nothing can kill my Christmas spirit. Nothing can keep me from having the best Christmas ever. Well nothing except the usual. Every freaking year it’s the same. November starts slowly with loads of Christmas colored catalogues crammed in our mailbox. It […]
It’s raining Ladies! Unfold your umbrellas and feel all troubles and logic disappear. The 6 basic rules for female umbrella carrying Rule nr. 1: Don’t bother where your 8 pointed death spike goes. It’s not your fault if people happen to lose an eye. They should look out – not you. You hold the umbrella, […]
Do you know where your better part is doing right now? Really? Then you should start worrying. That’s the first mistake I made today. I didn’t know what the misses was up to. She had a day off from school and I forgot to tell her not to kill anything. It was stupid. Really really […]
Finally the much awaited sequel to Battle of Middle Bed is here. I bring you: The battle for middle bed II – The two pillows My patience has paid of. Now I have proof of my wife’s evil invasion plans of my side of the bed. Spot the problem in this picture (mind that I […]
You can put it in the newspaper and you can send her an email. You can air it on the telly in good time and give her a phone call. Even if I make a regular DEFCON1 countdown the last 15 minutes, one thing is for sure: It will be a huge surprise to C […]
Preparing for bed I did the usual routine. As I strolled towards the bed to settle in, I heard C screaming: “NO! – you don’t sleep in that side of the bed anymore!”. Huh? – Had someone finally seen through my charade and recognized me as easily replaced? Should I grab my stuff and head […]
On a follow-up on this thread, I remembered that boiled liver is not the only time my wife surprised me food-wise. She is able to bring a new dimension to what you can mix in the Danish food section as well. I specifically remember 4 examples. This one she pulled of during a Saturday breakfast […]
How to trigger my cleaning gene? I often wondered if this could be done and if so, how? I’m a slob. I hate tidying and cleaning. I dislike washing dishes and putting things back where they belong. Putting away things that I used seems like a waste of time, even though all logic tells me […]
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