Bring on the Night

… this Sunday my missus and I have our 2nd year wedding anniversary. Last year I bought C some jewellery and some luxury underwear. After opening the presents she was extremely happy. She also told me to not buy her anything next year, but if I had to, it shouldn’t be expensive. If I wanted to […]

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So that was about enough of that Christmas theme.

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My wife is already brilliant with plants, but my dad gave her yet another secret weapon: Concentrated cow shit in pill form. You put a pill or two in the soil and wait for the result. The first time C used them, she proved how she never listens to what I say, and decided that […]

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I think the picture below speaks for itself, but maybe I should mention that this pool of joy is done by 2 rabbits in about 1 week. They have a wooden board that allow the nasty little creatures to do their dirty deed without soiling themselves, but it is removed when C clean the cage. […]

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Avid readers of Bring on the Night (me I guess) may recall that my missus is somewhat of a tomato plant genius. The same folks may also remember that I’m not. This summer I brought 2 tomato plants to my work in hope that they would get a less crowded and sunnier home and maybe […]

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Despite my lacking Christmas spirit, I’d better change the theme to a more fitting. Lets see how many days I can stand it. :-) Here we go: Vermilion Christmas 1.0 by Christmas WordPress Themes Vermilion Christmas is a holiday theme with a vivid red and green color scheme. The header graphic depicts a wintertime forest of […]

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1) Food processor 2) Hand vacuum cleaner 3) New office chair 4) New printer 5) No more talk about Christmas until 24th of December Yes – I’m the Grinch incarnated!

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If you’re into Sci-Fi supernatural stuff, then I recommend the series “Heroes“. I’m not much into series unless it spells comedy in episodes that end each time, but this one is pretty cool. In short it s about a bunch of people who slowly find out (or already know), that they have special powers and how […]

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So my trusty D-Link 524UP router died. Well, trusty and trusty. It performed flawlessly except a minor issue with one particular game, but yesterday it died abruptly. No warning signs what so ever. So now we can’t get all computers at home on the net, and almost as worse, can’t share our printer. Just when […]

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Last Friday C went shopping with her friend. The day before, she asked me to prepare dinner which I gladly do. I rarely have a chance to keep my cooking skills up since “Danish dishes are too expensive, too fattening and has too much meat” (Quote my wife). So normally the missus cooks, while I help […]

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Peter: I’m hungry Wife: I’m not hungry Peter: But it’s soon 17.00, what did you eat before I came home? Wife: Nothing But I drank a big glass of juice. Peter (looking at the empty glass with blood red traces): Juice? Looks more like red wine to me. Wife: No it was juice. I mixed […]

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Do you know when you have a cold and blow your nose really hard and it feels like one eye “water up”? Disgusting or funny fact?

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Seems that the Danish Football Association finally had FIFA try to do something to get to the bottom of what happened this summer at the women’s World Cup of Soccer. FIFA now actively tried to find out why two Chinese guys were videotaping the Danish women’s soccer team’s tactics meeting the day before they met […]

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A friend who know I’m married to a Chinese sent this to me the list below to me. It’s actually pretty funny and there are a few words of real wisdow among them. CHINESE PROVERBS *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who run in front of car get tired. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who […]

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Do you use Google Earth? I do. Its cool discovering cities, places and sights that you didn’t know about, before you stumbled across them in GE. The coolest thing about GE is that it works together with Panoramio. If you jump to their site and click ‘help’ you can download a tiny file. And why […]

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Answer: When the Chinese women starting 3 pair of pants. Rrrr. Sexy….. Actually this is the first year my wife hasn’t done that. Normally she would be wrapped like a early freaking Christmas gift this time of year. Somehow she bought my father’s theory that if you start; you can’t do with out the extra […]

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The frequent guests here (me only, I guess) may have noticed a lot of irregularity with the uptime of this blog lately. Nothing I can do much about, since it is my host’s decision to limit the number of times an IP can access the site within a certain time. I’ve contacted them to hear […]

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Just some random shots from the latest weeks. Last Sunday, C and I borrowed my parent’s car and drove to the most northern part of Denmark called Skagen. It’s really a beach where 2 bays meet. It makes a funny effect where the waves from east and west clash together. Skagen is both the area […]

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 Freshly stolen from HaoHaoReport, I decided to change my old spam protection plugin Captcha, with a newer one. Very fittingly the new one is called ReCaptcha. According to what I’ve read, this one should be better than the old one, as the spambots have learned to see through (read) the letters and numbers produced by […]

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